Here are a few artsy pick up lines
"Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art."
"Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet."
"How about you and I go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?"
"Until I met you, I never really understood Van Gogh's motivation for mutilation. Please stay away from me, for if you break my heart, I shudder to think what I would cut off."
At an art museum: "Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you."
In front of a Picasso: "Picasso's rabid intensity is revealed often in his work. Really though, he was lucky. My rabid intensity only shows up in the bedroom."
For a graphic designer:
"I wish I had an eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes."
"Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?"
"Come back to my place and I'll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space."
"If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword 'sexy' I bet there'd be a picture of you."
"I like my fonts sans-serif and you sans-pants."
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