House of EPIC

The following accounts are approximately as random as we are. A few parts arts and a few parts sciences, this is our house: the House of EPIC. Would you like to stay for dinner? We made spaghetti.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Really Awesome Cheesy Math Pick-up Lines!!!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.

1 comment:

Shadowflash said...

isn't it supposed to be sin^2 x and cos^2 x?

I have another one for you:
"I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you twice."

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