The Pirate from the Edge of the World was just minding his own business, burying some booty, when that dastardly Celt started chopping through the bottom of the page...
rolls eyes= you can't see me, but i wanted to make my annoyance apparent.giggle giggle snort= I'm making fun of you. subtly.
toastified= 1. screwed 2. really, really drunk/high 3. destroyed 4. transformed into toast
obvidently= combination of "obviously" and "evidently"
paper clips= holy crap they're shaped like trombones!
goddamn you princess= expression of exasperation. no I am not actually calling you a princess.
mildly= 1. opposite of majorly 2. I'm feeling it, but not taking it seriously (i.e. mildly offended)
